The Real Housewife is talking to us at noon.
The former 'Restaurant' star gets a new show.
Because ... she's Iman, not Kelly Rowland.
But did it uncover a major artist?
She has other new TV projects in the works.
But she's working on something for another network.
Think of it as 'Iron Chef' meets 'The Next Iron Chef' meets 'Top Chef' meets 'Top Chef Masters' meets 'Hell's Kitchen' meets 'Throwdown' meets 'Chopped.'
Matchmaker Patti Stanger's coming to town (and unbuttoning our shirt).
Didn't he make it sound like it would be a series?
Watch clips from Kelly Cutrone's new Bravo show, premiering tonight.
But in fact they are way richer and zanier.
"The Bravo shot of me on the couch? It looks like I had sex with Heather Locklear and five margaritas."
Get ready to see her get fired. Oh, and models prancing around.
Which is why it's called 'If You Have to Cry Go Outside.'
If you haven't watched and can remember this come January, maybe you will tune in!