Hmmm. Well, we guess that's okay.
There is no doubt in our minds who would win in this fight.
Who knew that was required? Also, Robert Plant gets knighted, and more celebrity transitions, in our daily gossip wrap-up.
Plus, more celebrity sightings from the past week.
"NO OMG … I feel sick." Also, touching insights from other celebrities, via — what else — Twitter.
A preview of the video from the Proenza Schouler show in Florence.
“Where shall [I] drink with Ashley and MK / Weep I shall all night and all day.”
The bros over at Men.Style.Com did miss a few of our faves.
“You know, the way that Sofia Coppola did with Louis Vuitton. I thought it was very cool. There were no labels on anything.”
Rachel Roy and Chloë Sevigny have already been spotted at the new restaurant from a pair of Balthazar and Waverly Inn alums.
Opening night at Marquee's new club — er, gastrolounge — found many Beatrice regulars in the house.
Also, Brüno freaks out Eminem the MTV Movie Awards.
The retail store is giving you one more day to put in your order for the $625 pair of boots.
He has to get ready for Proenza Schouler's epic resort presentation taking place next month.
Who knew that was a thing?
"That gets boring," she says.
Plus: Gretchen Mol doesn't like all this ugly gossip about JFK.
See a slideshow of the fall 2009 collection.