He is the Tom Hanks of acting drunk.
Yes, he goes to NYU.
No one looks great here.
It’s possible to embark on the hops-and-malt-driven equivalent of a wine-tasting weekend in Napa without ever leaving town.
As had the other guy.
"It's my own time."
The couple that drinks — or doesn't — together, stays together.
Three guiding principles for drunk job-shirking.
The better to catch a switcheroo.
How to perfectly execute the most sophisticated of our drinking traditions....
Now how will we know when Beyoncé is pregnant?
It's time for barflies to establish a system by which bars — actual, physical bars — can be classified.
The chain restaurant was caught serving fake alcohol.
The crowds have dissipated with the PATH station still closed.