Sadly, no man-buns, though.
President Obama takes inspiration from Vanity Fair.
Ian Somerhalder says he wants to.
A stunned Melissa McCarthy, an unamused Hugh Laurie, and Kyle Chandler at his Coach-iest.
Glossy magazine portraits of Emma Stone by the beach, Ken Jeong with a giant foam wang, and Sarah Jessica Parker in her natural habitat.
With temperatures spiking at 100 degrees, the celebs wore far too much, and everyone else wore far too little.
Plus: M. Night Shyamalan! Ian Somerhalder! Demons!
"It seems to me that one of the purest things you could probably live off would be blood."