The Children of Brownstone Brooklyn Are More Cultured Than You Are
What, your kid was a pumpkin for Halloween? Cute, we guess.
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What, your kid was a pumpkin for Halloween? Cute, we guess.
The planning, the practice pitches ... the conspiracy.
What our IM conversation with hedge-funder John Paulson would have been like today, if we were friends.
Allison Frey, the granddaughter of former Bear Stearns CEO Ace Greenberg, lost her Maltese yesterday. We have an idea of where he might be.
Fuld [In high-pitched fake southern accent]: "Hi, is Ken there, please?"
We imagine what's going on during the pop star and the slugger's (separate) Miami holidays.
At 2 p.m., George and Laura Bush will historically greet Barack and Michelle Obama and welcome them into the White House. We imagine how that will go down, away from the microphones…
In which we imagine what the travails of the Morgan Stanley CEO look like from inside his own mind.
Sometime today or tomorrow, Sarah Palin will sit down with Nixon and Ford's former secretary of state. We imagine how that might go down.
Herewith, at the risk of provoking God’s everlasting indignation, is what Obama wrote.
They won't tell you what they talked about — so we will!
The Olsens' marketing plan decrees that "twins" and "sisters" are out for fall.
We've discovered the secret e-mail correspondence between John McCain and supporter Heidi Montag — and it's way better than that Barack Obama and Scarlett Johansson junk!
Join us as we imagine the interior monologue of that jerk who makes everything difficult for all of us as we commute.
We've carefully reconstructed what we imagine to be the exact timeline of one of former governor Eliot Spitzer's recent days in New York City.
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