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The Children of Brownstone Brooklyn Are More Cultured Than You Are
What, your kid was a pumpkin for Halloween? Cute, we guess.
Inside the Obama Team’s First-Pitch Preparation
The planning, the practice pitches ... the conspiracy.
If We Were Friends With John Paulson, Part V
What our IM conversation with hedge-funder John Paulson would have been like today, if we were friends.
A Dog Named Bagel Is Missing
Allison Frey, the granddaughter of former Bear Stearns CEO Ace Greenberg, lost her Maltese yesterday. We have an idea of where he might be.
Richard Fuld and Donna Lewis’s Awkward Phone Convo
Fuld [In high-pitched fake southern accent]: "Hi, is Ken there, please?"
Madonna and A-Rod’s Imaginary Thanksgiving
We imagine what's going on during the pop star and the slugger's (separate) Miami holidays.
Imaginary Eavesdropping on George Bush and Barack Obama
At 2 p.m., George and Laura Bush will historically greet Barack and Michelle Obama and welcome them into the White House. We imagine how that will go down, away from the microphones…
Morgan Stanley CEO John Mack’s Very Bad Day
In which we imagine what the travails of the Morgan Stanley CEO look like from inside his own mind.
Imaginary Eavesdropping on Sarah Palin and Henry Kissinger
Sometime today or tomorrow, Sarah Palin will sit down with Nixon and Ford's former secretary of state. We imagine how that might go down.
We Have Obama’s Western Wall Note
Herewith, at the risk of provoking God’s everlasting indignation, is what Obama wrote.
Wiretapping Barack and Bubba's Late-Night Phone Call
They won't tell you what they talked about — so we will!
Imaginary Brainstorming With Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
The Olsens' marketing plan decrees that "twins" and "sisters" are out for fall.
Love Letters From Great Men Redux: The John McCain–Heidi Montag Correspondence
We've discovered the secret e-mail correspondence between John McCain and supporter Heidi Montag — and it's way better than that Barack Obama and Scarlett Johansson junk!
Inside the Mind of the Subway Idiot
Join us as we imagine the interior monologue of that jerk who makes everything difficult for all of us as we commute.
Exclusive: A Page From Eliot Spitzer's Day Planner
We've carefully reconstructed what we imagine to be the exact timeline of one of former governor Eliot Spitzer's recent days in New York City.
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