9/11 Plotters Will Be Tried by a Jury of Good Liars
Good liars who lie about an ability to be fair and open-minded about the confessed 9/11 plotters.
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Good liars who lie about an ability to be fair and open-minded about the confessed 9/11 plotters.
Spoiler alert: they're not fond of it.
But can a jury really be relied upon to hand down the death penalty? Nope!
So start preparing for the trial of the century ... the nineteenth century.
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