Flip-flops are gross, la vita è bella, and more.

All comedy writers have been inspired by basically the same ten comedic inspirations.

Including "Have fun being single."

Business advice gets a Nasty makeover.

What do squab, Liberace, and corkscrews have in common?

"I can't tell you yet what it is I'm going to learn."

Even though I wanted it.

H. Jon Benjamin doesn't like any kids. Even his own.

When the police fail, complain about him loudly at Bed Bath & Beyond.

Tips from TV’s most cunning character on getting through life without lifting a finger.

That bottle of burgundy could very well be a gateway drug to the high life, even one you can't afford.

On The Regular Show.

Straight men should go gay at least once, he feels. And gays, get with the ladies.