Vulture’s Mickey Rourke–Disfigurement Backstory Generator
Screenwriters will have to devise a character with a face as plausibly bizarre as Rourke's own. And now that "aging wrestler" is out, they'll have to get creative.
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Screenwriters will have to devise a character with a face as plausibly bizarre as Rourke's own. And now that "aging wrestler" is out, they'll have to get creative.
Mickey, we're begging you — turn down this part!
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