Writhing and squirming and piano-humping, oh my!
Whereas the Internet's "over," newspapers are apparently just kickin'.
So, a straight man's fantasy.
It's in black and white, so we are denied Zooey's beautiful blue eyeballs.
Why a legendary column, now gone quiet, still matters. (Hint: lines like "Mick Jagger should fold up his penis and go home.")
It almost sounds like he's covering Cher.
Plus: more music from Linkin Park on the way!
"Falling in love with ya, I’m gonna get me killed / I’m too young to die."
Converse brings people together.
The Detroit rapper's 'Album of the Year' will be out September 14.
Rick is enjoying his stay at Hedonism II.
Theron plays a sexy badass to Flowers's sexy dude in distress.
Three artists, one song.
Robert Pollard's already promising more U.S. dates.
The tour will end eight shows earlier than planned this year.
Plus: 'Lost''s Jacob to mentor a vampire.