Laura Benanti's pantsuit, Carrie Underwood's acting, and those swastikas.
You want a life of salvation? You wanna party in France? You better pray, bitch.
Watching a song-and-dance version of your memories is "really freaky," it turns out.
In the musical's first official poster.
Bill Compton from True Blood is your Captain Von Trapp.
Now you have something to do when Mom comes to NYC.
Come on, Broadway producers — we already did half the work here.
And the people all said sit down, sit down you're rocking the boat.
He'll probably add some new songs.
Which is precisely the point.