"PG-13 is for p*ssies."
He don't give me orders, he don't condescend.
It'll debut this year.
Can Mariska Hargitay dance, or can Mariska Hargitay dance?
Suggested song title: "Jessica is the worst!"
Theirs is some casting on a cloud.
If You're a Bird: now with tap dancing.
If every future headline uses the phrase "Rocky Road," don't say you weren't warned.
Don't Go Into the Woods may or may not be funny on purpose.
Who doesn't want to hear a mangled, comatose pregnant woman sing some soulful folk-pop?
Introducing your new favorite dance craze: the Swingline Shuffle.
It's currently being workshopped; get ready for some songs about calorie counting!
As well as Billy Crystal, Fernando Lamas, and Antonio Banderas.