Conservative media, like Limbaugh and Drudge, were citing an incorrect stat.
And he would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for that pesky slow-cooked smell.
Welcome to Kansas — forever.
Because if it's not on Instagram, you didn't actually steal it.
Fresh out of health-care plans. But we do have some lovely red velvet.
First draft of service providers went live, apparently.
Surveillance video shows a clumsy getaway, which is natural when 400 pounds of meat are involved.
No October surprise here.
Including the one who took off a woman's leg.
The criminal tried to steal the entire cash register.
But that's what he wrote.
And he was "livid."
This highlights everything wrong with the "intern for school credit" system.