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"I love you so much that I literally cannot stop myself from throwing milk bottles at your head.”
As per her image, she did nothing that made her seem unattractive or gross, a la Melissa McCarthy.
“If those teeth were in your vagina, you’d be considered a monster."
And Vinny is wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with a Modest Mouse lyric.
Scarfaces, Heat Strokes, Theme Parks, Brooke Hogan, Sink Holes, Morbidly Obese People, Geriatric Capital of the World.
A previously eliminated chef comes back, and we lament the fact that this means the season will be even longer than it already is.
“You can kiss my wife, you can take her to bed, but you cannot make her laugh."
Sometimes humanity is just a guy who lives in the basement and wants to experiment with group sex.
Kyle and Taylor are under attack, and Brandi emerges the MVP.
“Every 30 seconds there’s a crisis. Oh God, this is parenthood.”
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