"Is she powdering her vagina?"
The final 32 are announced, and those being teamed with coach Paula better be ready to take off their shoes.
Of course, this is thanks to crazy old lady Lisa's photo.
This show does not waste time.
And some people who hope to professionally make noise with their mouths have never heard Radiohead’s “Creep.”
Death becomes Team Zoe as the Oscars approach.
These are just two things that the Housewives find declasse this week.
"I've had serial killers lead me to shallow graves faster than you're telling this story."
Week two: no less subtle than week one!
A plague befalls the Upper East Side.
Though we have to endure the conclusion of the inane Punta Cana adventures first.
The season's penultimate episode.
"A year ago you were a brigand in the woods. Who are you?"
Showtime's new drama gets off to a strong start.