This episode is bonkers.
These are just two things that the Housewives find declasse this week.
"I've had serial killers lead me to shallow graves faster than you're telling this story."
Week two: no less subtle than week one!
A plague befalls the Upper East Side.
Though we have to endure the conclusion of the inane Punta Cana adventures first.
The season's penultimate episode.
"A year ago you were a brigand in the woods. Who are you?"
Showtime's new drama gets off to a strong start.
Musical guest: Lady Antebellum
Snooki soldiers on without Jionni. Kind of.
"Without the power of fast forward, I feel like I’m serving some kind of jazzy jury duty."
And, despite what you might be inclined to believe, that moment was in one of this week's challenge photos.