Somehow we're already at the penultimate episode!
"The gulf between Donald Trump’s faux-populist bullying and the iron will it takes to actually run the country has never seemed so massive."
And who's better at sword fighting: Jon? Or Arya?
Might it be possible that Coach and Mrs. Coach are too good at their jobs?
When a hot blonde goes to a weird place, things go pear shaped.
Betty Grable, Backseat Birthers, and 'Indecent Proposal' references.
"One question caught my eye because it was astounding in its self-absorption, another because it involved a very specific type of dream."
Which is how bad models come across.
"I'm pretty sure I just watched one of the Two Hot Tamales almost call me an asshole on TV."
Guest mentor Babyface looks good! He could be referred to at most as Adolescentface!
Botox, handies: Welcome back to the Upper East Side.
"This is a direct challenge — a shot across the bow of U.S.S. Kale City, the unsinkable frigate that takes on all comers."
Teams are forced to shill for Trump himself for two hours, and none do it well.
What do the characters want? Something! When do they want it? Eventually!
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