"Even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf."
Oh, Lily's pregnant.
Several truths were revealed on this week's episode of 'Gossip Girl.'
This is a sad thing.
Heart attack, people! Nothing to see here!
"Is this the only kind of love I'll ever find, the kind that ends in blood?"
Seriously, that ticking coundown clock is so MacGruber.
Lessons on love from those who don't really know.
"If you’re not covered in bite marks after intercourse, then something’s wrong."
"Don't get me started on how coddled the modern anus is."
Spike, Marcel, Richard, Carla, Jen ... the gang's all here!
Nobody messes with the East Dillon Lions — nobody!
She's great at saying things are ugly without saying things are ugly.
Why is a choir of senior citizens competing against two high schools?
As is their tradition, the show drives us crazy with things that are hopelessly unrealistic, and at the same time includes details that make it uniquely true to life.
"I'm still shocked when confronted with the depth of evil that exists in this world."