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"He probably would have been a contestant on Project Runway."
He already has flawless skin.
Spidey spoilers ahead.
Which is why Danny is now the one who's pining on The Mindy Project.
"These are all staffers that go out for five-dollar happy hours; they don’t get invited to stuff like this."
The Scandal star finally made the trip for the WHCD.
"They're all here."
The Times man will be drinking elsewhere in D.C.
The This Town author still hopes that D.C. will stop celebrating itself.
"I don't have a plan. I'm just done with this show. I want to move on."
"I became my own fairy godmother."
She also tells us where Regina George would be, ten years later.
"All I know is I'm not the bearded lady."
"I always wonder if that's the first thing they ask Rihanna when they meet her. 'RiRi! How are you so confident?'"
And he's still learning about the cable news business.
"They were being fruitful and multiplying in their new land."
"Drop the microphone. 'Any questions?'"
"We're secret female lovers."