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Who can you thank for Missy Elliot, Iggy Pop, and Gym Class Heroes? How about Stat Quo and Cilla Black?
And Pete Wentz shaved off his "emo swoosh."
Michelle Trachtenberg was attacked in real life by the pop singer. Here's how we wish she would respond, in our imaginary world.
If you're a teenybopper, cozying up to the bartender helps!
Plus: At long last, Pete Wentz lets us know his thoughts on 'Saved by the Bell.'
Do you think Ryan Reynolds made her lose the weight? We don't. Because we love him.
Plus: Michael Cera finally has enemies.
Plus: What did 50 Cent say today?
Plus: Tom Cruise always wanted to kill Hitler.
What we mean is, Kelly Rutherford still breast-feeds her walking, talking 2-year-old son. And Cindy goes all Gitmo on Madoff's ass — love that! In the gossip roundup.
Plus: Tom Cruise on how his eye patch nearly tore his family apart.
Junk-food concoctions in the land of the tarte tatin? Horrors!
One calls America a 'meritocracy,' the other says she's 'not rich.' Girls? In the gossip roundup.
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