50 shades, y'all.
A.k.a. 12 different ways to say "I'm a commitment-phobe."
Hot dog vendor, grade-school teacher, communications director/NHL ice girl.
Like, why do they all look alike?
How do so many people wind up with accidental tattoos of penises?
Like Kid Nation, minus all the cuteness.
It's all about song choice, dog.
Jordan Belfort takes things to their logical conclusion.
As you might have expected, ducks fly together.