Mmmm ... reality show.
It's a celebrity diving contest.
"You're not a stupid ho, and we will be working on this show for many weeks together, so let's at least be professional."
Farewell, you grotesque, enchanting mess of a reality show.
A show featuring people voting on which of their co-workers to fire.
You know what, as dog acts go, this is pretty good.
Doggie models! On TV!
Far less than what she and her family are worth, obviously.