And no amount of cleavage will save them.
"Inaugural Trams" seems like the result of a mushroom-fueled game of Mad Libs.
These six young, fun-loving nihilists constitute the vanguard of the deathless genre.
Rudd and Segel trade off the first few verses before coming together to harmonize beautifully.
Lipstick and eyeliner probably had their own lines on this video's budget.
"I'm an old cavemen trapped in a block of ice. Explorers find me and they put the flying V [guitar] up to the ice and it melts me. I grab the guitar, do the solo, and then I kill them."
There are no words to describe what a terrible embarrassment these young folks have made of themselves, their families, and white people in general.
This clip has to be the most disturbing animation outside of Hentai.
'21st Century Breakdown' will be another epic social-critique concept album.
'I want to be, your only friend / Is that scary?' Yes. Yes it is.
The old thorn in our side achieves something no one else in music possibly could.
"Revelations in Braille / respiration, inhale / view nations fail in shaking of a snake tail."
Ponder their existence to this song.
Their new album is called, awesomely, 'Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix.'
The mysterious L.A. band gets a very special guest on its first single: Laker Girls!
Robin Pecknold does "It Ain't Me Babe," and we wish he would reject us again and again.