Calls the situation "Kafkaesque."
Not so Super Sunday for Governor.
Whispers that have been buzzing around Albany for a couple of weeks finally broke the surface today.
Grab the popcorn, kids.
One go-go bar becomes a sports bar while the other fights for its right to party.
There's one mistress, at least, that is sticking by him.
Cori Rist talks about her affair with Tiger Woods and the subsequent fallout.
Melodee Hanes removed her name from consideration when they decided to move in together.
The golfer was insecure about the size of things below the waist, says his former mistress.
This is a loss for everybody. Except probably not her.
Tiger Woods's mistress always knew that she was destined for something huge.
Then why all the boasting about sleeping with celebrities, Rach?
Have you heard the one about the former governor and the prostitute?
He apologizes, and she's called a "tubby temptress" by a major metropolitan daily.
It's no wonder opening a restaurant in New York City is such a flustercluck.
The community-organizing group just can't stop giving advice to supposed prostitutes.
Ashley Dupré is "not happy about it," the former prostie says through her spokesMILF.
The network is rocked when a contestant on one of its reality shows finds himself wanted for questioning in a shocking murder.
It was a nice idea, governing from jail, but ultimately probably unfeasible.