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But we don't lose our dignity.
They embarrassed him in front of the country! Only he is supposed to do that!
Wait, don't all good things happen in threes?
But he's been working out six days a week, so whichever side he shows will look good.
A new ad for pistachios is a little bit of a stretch. But we like it.
“I woke up this morning, what do I see? / 3,000 cameras pointing at me. / They say: ‘Levi.’ I say: ‘Yeah that’s me, sir,’ / ‘You just knocked up the VP nominee’s daughter.’”
"She didn’t want people to know that her 17-year-old daughter was going to have a kid."
As punishment, here's a scantily clad pic of Cohen himself.
The latest porn company even bought LeviNaked.com, which we wish we'd thought of.
Sex on Skates discusses his gay-icon status.
Levi Johnston continued his public appearances with Kathy Griffin by going live on CNN with her last night.
Especially not after she "quit on Alaska."
For some reason, Sex on Skates went to a tanning-salon opening in L.A. this week. Of course, TMZ spotted him there.
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