Nothing's official yet, though.
Botox, handies: Welcome back to the Upper East Side.
"I took in the moment a little bit too much. Shoot me for appreciating the moment."
"This is a direct challenge — a shot across the bow of U.S.S. Kale City, the unsinkable frigate that takes on all comers."
"While this asshole is going on stage making a fool of himself, his kids are going to suffer."
Important questions for our time.
"I still sometimes feel like a loser kid in high school."
Teams are forced to shill for Trump himself for two hours, and none do it well.
Last night's episode taught our contestants some fairly obvious lessons.
What do the characters want? Something! When do they want it? Eventually!
But they still haven't actually signed anyone.
This makes sense.
You may not even have known he'd returned to the network.