"Reap the whirl-wind you cockroach, reap it."
When a hot blonde goes to a weird place, things go pear shaped.
Betty Grable, Backseat Birthers, and 'Indecent Proposal' references.
Politics! Romance! Self-righteous monologues!
"One question caught my eye because it was astounding in its self-absorption, another because it involved a very specific type of dream."
She even played the piano.
Pointless drama and histrionics, that is.
"I've made an enormous mistake."
"Sometimes I see him and I'm like, 'Nice shirt!', because it's from my closet."
Which is how bad models come across.
It'd be nice if this trailer covered some new ground, though.
And there are some names in the running for the role.
We break down the cases for and against, and then rank them in descending order of classiness.