Here are five projects coming your way in 2011 that seem likely to inspire freakish devotion.
Arm your children, of course.
Aaaand cue the sleigh bells.
Both late-night hosts used the same gag.
"Since there is nothing to know about god, a comedian knows as much about god as any one else."
Note: Spider-Man isn't an Avenger.
Plus, David Letterman conducts a most epic assault on a Christmas tree, on our regular late-night roundup.
Whoa, major feelings.
Abdul bounces back.
Merry Christmas from Antoine Dodson.
Or so says the man who almost got booted off last night.
Look at your fake eyelashes, now back to him.
Prepare your goggles.
"Terrific!! Thoughtful. Wonderful."
"Post-Its" is the right answer!
Also: 'Blue Valentine' opens two days earlier