“A weenis is not what you think it is.”
"I beg you not to write [its] eulogy prematurely"
Five-minute comedy break!
"I thought it would be fun, and it's more fun than I thought it would be," says J.Lo.
And so the Sofia–Jane Lynch beef is settled once and for all.
He refuses to go to rehab, but CBS is concerned.
He also tells cute stories about his daughters.
See a new promo clip from the show.
Ignore the music.
Plus, Donald Glover revealed his dong-loving original Twitter handle, on our regular late-night roundup.