Meet the New Girl: Danijela de Jesus

This Mexican model has all the makings of a new Victoria's Secret gal. Just wait till she gets her wings.

Patsy’s Ends Up With Pie on Its Face

Its 75th anniversary was cut short at 7 p.m.

Five Other Great Rejected Bond Themes

Amy Winehouse is mad her Bond theme lost out to Jack White's. Vulture counts down five good ones that were also nixed.

Ten Other Entertainment Events That Should Happen Once Every Four Years

Obviously Joyce Carol Oates novels and Ryan Adams albums — but what else?

Calvinball, Quidditch, and Other Fictional Sports We Wish the Olympics Would Adopt

Forget team handball, modern pentathlon, and the 400-meter individual medley — how about skeet surfing?

‘Umbrella’ Watch 2008: Vulture’s Top Five Songs of the Summer

So what is the song of the summer anyway?

What’s the Best Pixar Movie of All Time?

And which is the worst? And what does 'worst' mean when you're talking about Pixar?

Unscripted Apocalypse: The Twenty Worst Reality Shows of Summer

Competitive vomiting! Baby borrowing! Joey Fatone! You are now entering the unscripted apocalypse.

Our Top Ten Questions After Seeing ‘Indiana Jones’

Plus: Leave YOUR questions in the comments. Maybe Spielberg will stop in and answer some! Probably not, though.

Meet the New Goody-Goodies

Presenting the top ten churchgoing, non-drinking, promise-ring-wearing singer-actors — along with their great shames and potential for corruption. Yes, we remembered Miley Cyrus.

Ten Other Sayings That Hollywood Should Turn Into Movies

'What Happens in Vegas…' signifies that it is totally okay for a screenwriter to think of just A THING THAT PEOPLE SAY — maybe sort of an advertising catchphrase! — and then write an entire movie around it.

Madonna's Five Worst Videos of All Time

The god-awful video for "4 Minutes to Save the World" sends us back through Madge's checkered promotional past.

Ten Terrible Musical Slumps

But there's a happy ending! Here's our list of ten artists who, unlike R.E.M., overcame their slumps.

Ten Rock-Star Stunts Even More Ridiculous Than Flying to Antarctica

Hilarious shenanigans — from the Rolling Stones' fifteen-foot inflatable onstage penis to Dylan's conversion to Christianity — have always been part of rock and roll.

Ten Questions Left Unanswered by the ‘Wire’ Finale

Ten Beloved Characters, Ten Ignoble Deaths

Ten Shows From the Eighties We'd Actually Like Ben Silverman to Revive

Ten Movie Vaginas Even Scarier Than the One in ‘Teeth’

Ten Other Cities We’d Like to See Hollywood Destroy