SNL Writer Mike O’Brien Can’t Resist a Jolly Rancher, Eats a ‘Skinny Wreck’ Sandwich
"Am I a bad boy, mama? I no get breast-feed tonight?"
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"Am I a bad boy, mama? I no get breast-feed tonight?"
"You have no idea how important it is to me that no one be an asshole."
"I think you can train your body to not have a taste for unhealthy food."
"I've heard of some chefs calling restaurants ahead to make sure no extra food will be served, but we don't want to be assholes ... "
"I get this gigantic pan. Put good olive oil and pepperoncini it. You just throw in a sh-tload of cherry tomatoes, a sh-tload of basil, a sh-tload of garlic."
"I went to Porter House, my favorite restaurant. I was with a woman who was not with me for free."
"I pigged out entirely, and threw in a can of Coke and the remainder of a pint of Ben & Jerry's."
"We capsized a few times in the Delaware, but we never lost the wine."
"I’m a little jealous of people who tend to talk about their favorite restaurants. I like a lot of restaurants, but I rarely go back to the same one twice."
"I try not to drink vodka in public. I feel like it always results in my having to e-mail, call people, just apologizing for my behavior."
"I know nothing about wine except that I love red wine that smells like manure and white wine that smells plastic-y, like a freshly opened Ninja Turtle action figure."
"And how did the ground zero of the Brooklyn food explosion land in my neighborhood? I swear, if I can't walk or bike to it, I pretty much don't go."
"I am embarrassed to admit how many daytime meals I consume while standing."
"I stopped doing dope in the nineties, but I've had to eat sweets at 4 or 5 a.m. ever since."
"It was a great week, although I lost a few pounds."
"Tax day. Perhaps a sense of relief made me eat more, but I’d have gorged just as much had I been facing an audit."
From a tuna sandwich at Eisenberg's to short ribs at Il Buco Alimentari, the actor gets around.
"I think it’s a myth that you can’t drink on antibiotics. I got the kind of off-the-record story from my doctor."
"When I do have a glass of wine, I enjoy it so much more. It's really something special. But now I get totally bombed, you know? My tolerance is definitely a lot lower."
"I've had one sip of coffee in my life and I loathe smoking, but I do love candy."