The store has since removed the "Service animals welcome" sign.

It would have been funnier if this were an actual corporate-issued video, but we'll take it.

"I think he fell from the heavens, an angel here to save my sorry ass."

Don't even think about putting that pickled ginger on the fish.

The sauce is 125 times spicier than Tabasco.

"I treat this piece of wood with a lot of respect," he says.

It's the Tonight Show showdown you knew was coming.

"Drinking with Frank Bruni at 10 a.m., man, life is looking good."

It's about about NYC, this time around.

Survey says: Yes, probably. (Also, thanks for the nightmares in advance.)

"If you're the complainer type, go back and eat the apples that grow wild."

"Needs a bit more salt."

Verdict: Neither is particularly adept at the drinking game.

"Legally speaking, this store has to be categorized as an art gallery, so legally, we don't have to abide by the same health regulations."

A scoop of another brand of ice cream next to it turned into a puddle.

He does know a good broth when he sees it, we'll give him that.

They're just a couple of guys seeing the sights, playing some mini golf.

Cooking is actually "magic," Patterson says.

Talk about really useful superpowers.

There sure are a lot of knives out in this one.