Plus: Taylor Momsen burns dog's balls.
It's in black and white, so we are denied Zooey's beautiful blue eyeballs.
It involves gum and pranks and a strange accent.
It's a lovely, subtle collaboration with Zooey Deschanel.
Plus: Vinnie Jones joins 'The Cape.'
Zooey Deschanel and M. Ward are in fine form with a charming Ricky Nelson cover.
Plus: Whitney Houston's crappy singing is all her friend's fault.
Plus: Virginia Madsen fights crime, in her own family!
Plus: Zooey Deschanel says awful things about David Boreanaz.
The two got married after a relatively brief nine-month engagement.
The date is October 25, three months after their engagement.
Jonathan Rhys Myers: "I've only slept with like 22 people."
"We'll be lucky if we do so well that we get a backlash."
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Watch a clip from the movie!