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  1. a grown man watching a video game play itself
    Our PS3 Predicts the Conference Title GamesOne last time, with feeling.
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    Our PS3 Simulates the Divisional RoundMadden 2013 never lies. (Actually, it always does.)
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    Our PS3 Likes Tigers in FiveThe Tigers will be the World Series champs, says a machine.
  4. 2012 alcs
    Our PS3 Likes the Yankees to SweepThe Yankees dominate.
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    Our PS3 Likes the Yankees in Four (Over Texas)Big series for Andruw Jones, oddly.
  6. 2012 nhl eastern conference finals
    Our PS3 Likes the Devils in SixOur PS3 just hates the Rangers.
  7. 2012 stanley cup playoffs
    Our PS3 Likes the Capitals in SixNHL 12 likes Washington to win in six.
  8. 2012 knicks playoff preview
    Our PS3 Says the Heat in FiveOur PlayStation does not like the Knicks.
  9. 2012 rangers playoff preview
    Our PS3 Likes the Senators in SevenSorry, Rangers fans.
  10. super bowl xlvi
    Our PS3 Says the Giants Are Gonna Win Their Fourth Super BowlOur PS3 has only picked them to lose once this postseason.
  11. 2012 nfc championship game
    Our PS3 Thinks the Giants Are Going DownIf Madden 2012 is to be believed, the Giants will suffer their first-ever NFC Championship Game loss.
  12. giants
    Our PS3 Loves the Giants on SundayThe Giants are going to the NFC Championship Game, if you believe our PlayStation 3.
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    Our PS3 Likes the Giants to Romp SundayOur PlayStation 3 thinks the Giants will have no trouble on Sunday.
  14. nba simulation 2011-12
    The Faux-Knicks Cede to the Real KnicksOur fake Knicks season ends.
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    We’re Totally Gonna Miss the Faux-KnicksThe fake Knicks, as their existence draws to a close, keep winning.
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    Faux-Knicks Win Their Seventh in a RowThe fake Knicks can’t be stopped.
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    Faux-Knicks Win Faux-Thriller Over Faux-ClipsThe Fake Knicks, with their fake season almost over, keep fake winning.
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    You Can’t Stop the Faux-KnicksThe Fake Knicks are over .500.
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    The Faux-Knicks Are at .500The fake Knicks are back at .500!
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    The Faux-Knicks Are One Game Under .500Here come the fake Knicks!
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    The Faux-Knicks Win the WeekendThe Fake Knicks win their two fake games over the weekend.
  22. nba simulation 2011-12
    Carmelo Returns to the Faux-Knicks!Carmelo’s back!
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    The Faux-Knicks Really Need Carmelo BackThe fake Knicks lose two more over the weekend.
  24. nba simulation 2011-12
    Gilbert Arenas Torched the Faux-Knicks Last NightThey’re back below .500 now.
  25. nba simulation 2011-12
    The Faux-Knicks Are Back at .500!The video-game Knicks are on a roll right now.
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    The Faux-Knicks Updates Will Continue, for NowAt that point, you can turn your attention to actual basketball.
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    The Faux-Knicks Really Miss Carmelo AnthonyThey lost last night to Sacramento, 89-83.
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    The Faux Knicks Snap Their Losing StreakThe video-game Knicks beat the video-game Suns, 89–82.
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    Faux-Knicks Lose Their Third Fourth in a RowThe pretend Knicks lose their third straight on their West Coast swing.
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    Faux-Knicks Lose AgainThe Knicks lose the second game of their West Coast trip to fall to 3-5.
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    Carmelo-Less Faux-Knicks Lose AgainThe fake Knicks really miss fake Carmelo Anthony.
  32. nba simulation 2011-12
    The Faux-Knicks Got Drilled by OKC Last NightThe Video Game Knicks lost to Oklahoma City last night to fall to 2-2 in the fake season.
  33. knicks
    The Knicks’ Season Was Supposed to Start TonightThe Knicks were supposed to play tonight. They aren’t.
  34. a grown man watching a video game play itself
    Our PS3 Likes the Rangers in SevenMLB The Show 11 thinks the Rangers will beat the Cardinals in seven games.
  35. a grown man watching a video game play itself
    Our PS3 Likes the Yankees in FiveThe only authority that matters weighs in.
  36. super bowl xlv
    Our PS3 Loves the Packers This SundayThe video game Packers beat the video game Steelers 14–11.
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    Soon, Rex Ryan Will Start Trash-Talking Our PS3Another video-game simulation goes bad for the Jets.
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    Our PlayStation 3 Sees More Doom for Jets in FoxboroVirtual Jets lose again.
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    Our PS3 Has the Craziest Jets-Colts PredictionIf our PS3 is right, Saturday’s going to be a crazy night.
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    Our PS3 Likes the Giants in the World SeriesOur PS3 says Giants in seven.
  41. 2010 alcs
    Our PlayStation 3: Yankees in Seven!Our simulation shows the Yankees beating the Rangers in a nail-biting series.
  42. 2010 alds
    Our Video Game Likes the Yankees in the ALDSWe’re back to the video-game simulations again.
  43. a grown man watching a video game play itself
    Our PS3 Commences Super Bowl CoverageSuper Bowl simulations, or something.
  44. playoffs!
    Our PS3 Just Won’t Cut the Jets a BreakThe virtual Jets, losing to the virtual Colts.
  45. playoffs!
    Our PS3 Continues to Hate Mark SanchezThe virtual Jets, losing to the virtual Chargers.
  46. playoffs!
    Our PS3 Doesn’t Like the Jets’ Chances SaturdayThe virtual Jets, losing to the virtual Bengals.