Critics simply cannot decide!
"Can you get that, whoever that is? Can you get it? We can wait, just get the phone."
"I gave him enough crap about it for four weeks. Now I'm used to it."
They've been waiting for this moment for all their lives. Hold on.
Behold, the glorious first publicity image for Broadway's A Heavy Rain, starring Hugh Jackman and Borat.
This fall, Broadway's gonna get a little bit hunkier.
They're starring as macho cops, naturally, in a new play this fall.