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It's official: see you opening night!
How were we not excited about this already?
Why Americans are more upset about altering the fictional history of cartoon turtles than they are about changing the backstory of honest Abe.
"Yes, there are vampires in the movie, but it’s also a real honor to be part of the Lincoln story."
This explains why Abe was such a melancholy fellow.
Watch our sixteenth president fight vampires in slow motion on horseback.
He'll play a (evil, not sexy) vampire in 'Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter.'
He's scoring and appearing in 'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.'
"I think some things are just a phenomenon and that's okay."
'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter' coming at you.
"I'll be stunned if this isn't sold and set up somewhere by end-of-day tomorrow — this is definitely Timur's next movie."
Plus: 'Gilligan's Island' to be adapted for the big screen.
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