What You Should (and Shouldn’t) Include in an Awards-Show Speech
We encourage you to drop an accidental expletive, but leave God out of it.
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Has the governor considered diet and exercise?
"Start slimming down now. You looked kinda paunchy in NORBIT."
"‘Lindsay who?’ I asked. ‘She’s an actress, nigga,’ he said, laughing."
"I'm at Yale right now, so, is there a class I could take?"
Yoda is your favorite movie character, right?
More federal funding for dinosaur-resurrecting!
Plus, Will Ferrell complains to Jimmy Kimmel about Justin Bieber's ability to steal the spotlight from him at his own movie premiere, on our regular late-night roundup.
Just pack up. India is where the jobs are.
Whose lyrics are better qualified for Vulture to infer how to talk to girls from?
Also: an answer to Richard Flood's broadside against the Internet and Jerry Saltz's Facebook page.
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