And Aidy Bryant hits on him from afar.
“Teenage years should be done privately.”
Reading from Not That Kind of Girl.
Advice from Alan Simpson.
Let us help you figure out why that thing keeps happening.
Don needs a new job. And a new life.
Nobody ever met cute on the SS Sweat Pants.
How might she connect other holidays to her "snag-a-husband" sermon?
Why didn't anyone bother to ask her before?
Properly deploy a few key techniques and you can have a drunken blast with your family (instead of hearing about your uncle's knee surgery, yet again).
Checking in with the centenarians.
"When I was 15 I used to cry myself to sleep with how much I was in love with Dana Carvey."
The problem with most lists of adulthood advice: too many black lace bras and around-the-world trips.
Pursuing men is a wonderful pastime for the young and old.
And the timeless embarrassment of the unexpected sext.
Tip No. 1: Don't use the dialogue from his books.
Boyfriends who insta-like other girls and professional punctuation.