And what are the rules for oral sex reciprocity?
The best and worst of this week's advice columns.
Let us Google that for you.
We encourage you to drop an accidental expletive, but leave God out of it.
Has the governor considered diet and exercise?
"Start slimming down now. You looked kinda paunchy in NORBIT."
"‘Lindsay who?’ I asked. ‘She’s an actress, nigga,’ he said, laughing."
"You can't win."
"Buy some nail clippers."
"I'm at Yale right now, so, is there a class I could take?"
Yoda is your favorite movie character, right?
More federal funding for dinosaur-resurrecting!
Plus, Will Ferrell complains to Jimmy Kimmel about Justin Bieber's ability to steal the spotlight from him at his own movie premiere, on our regular late-night roundup.
Just pack up. India is where the jobs are.
"He should move on."
Whose lyrics are better qualified for Vulture to infer how to talk to girls from?
Also: an answer to Richard Flood's broadside against the Internet and Jerry Saltz's Facebook page.