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Airport Security

  1. injustices
    Riz Ahmed Pens a Thoughtful Essay on Airport Detentions and Hollywood Roles“The holding pen was filled with 20 slight variations of my own face, all staring at me — kind of like a Bollywood remake of Being John Malkovich.”
  2. After Failing 95 Percent of Airport Security Tests, TSA Gets a New DirectorIn 67 out of 70 tests, undercover agents were able to get weapons and fake bombs past screeners.
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    Amanda Seyfried Is Armed and DisappointedA celebrity is shocked the rules don’t apply to her. 
  4. Watch a Polish Airport Security Worker Catch a Falling Baby It’s way more impressive than it sounds, honest. 
  5. TSA: Never Mind About the Small KnivesStill banned from planes.
  6. Should Very Small Knives Be Allowed on Airplanes?The TSA says yes; Congress and flight attendants say no.
  7. Chuck Schumer Wants to Keep Airplanes Completely Knife-FreeThe senator called on the TSA to reverse its new guidelines.
  8. TSA to Allow Wiffle Ball Bats, Pool Cues, Tiny KnivesStill no liquids.
  9. Airport Scanners Will No Longer Reveal Lumpy American FleshThe naked X-ray machines are being removed.
  10. JFK Workers’ Gift to You: No Holiday StrikeBut no promises for stress-free travel in 2013.
  11. Security Guards at JFK Airport to Strike for the HolidaysGreat.
  12. Paperweight Causes Grenade Scare at JFKMaybe leave that paperweight at home next time?
  13. Planes at JFK Just Get a Quick Once-Over, According to Security WorkersComforting.
  14. Jet Skier Enjoys Peaceful Walk Across JFK RunwaysIn the battle of man vs. security system, man wins.
  15. Newark Airport Evacuated Over Baby Security Breach Never trust a baby. 
  16. TSA Left ‘Potential Pipe Bombs’ Sitting Around for Six HoursNo one seemed very concerned at the time.
  17. Janet Napolitano: Pretty Soon You Should Be Able to Leave Your Shoes on Through Airport SecurityRemember dignity?
  18. Flying Into Newark Will Leave You Just Stunned!Coulda been literally.
  19. JFK Barely Concerned by Guy Who Claimed to Have a BombHe also claimed to be Osama bin Laden.
  20. Man Accidentally Brings Loaded Gun on Flight, Which Apparently Happens OftenAll the time, in fact. Literally, every time someone tries, according to some studies.
  21. Happy National Opt-Out Day, Thanksgiving Travelers!Families should sit around the dinner table, eating turkey, talking about their experience.”
  22. Law Enforcement Officer Forgot to Take His Loaded Gun Magazine With Him When He Left the AirplaneA young kid found it on the next flight, though.
  23. The TSA Has Heard Your Cry, and the Groping Might CeaseAirport screening procedures will be adapted as conditions warrant.”
  24. Obama: TSA’s Nude Screening a Necessary InconvenienceThough the president has not actually experienced it.
  25. 100 Images From the Controversial TSA Body ScansFlesh and bone, in all its low-res glory.
  26. Two Men On Chicago-To-Amsterdam Flight Arrested For ‘Preparing’ Terror AttackOne of them made it through airport security with a box cutter, knives and $7,000 in cash.
  27. JFK, Newark, and La Guardia to Get Full Body Scanners Next MonthThis is your final warning.
  28. Full-Body Scans Finally Coming to New YorkTime to hit the gym!
  29. If You Have a Small Penis, Beware Those Full-Body ScannersOne man’s tale of woe.
  30. Airport Security Officials Caught in Most Obvious Lie EverThose full-body scanners DO record images!
  31. Airport Workers Do Something Awesome for a ChangeLike saving puppies!
  32. TSA Worker Plants Bag of White Powder on Student as a ‘Prank’TSA worker seems to think he’s in a sitcom about TSA workers.
  33. Bin Laden Claims Responsibility for Foiled Christmas Day AttackBin Laden releases a new audio message.
  34. Man Breaches Security at JFKIt happened again.
  35. Rutgers Student Arrested for Newark Security Breach; Was ‘Very Excited to Have a Real Woman’It really is just like a romantic comedy!
  36. James Carville Does Not Fear Penis MeasurementsThe Democratic strategist will make sacrifices for airport security.
  37. Was the Newark Airport Trespasser a Character From a Romantic Comedy?According to a source, security footage shows a heartbroken man chasing after a departing woman on the day that the airport was shut down.
  38. Cameras Weren’t Saving Footage in Newark Airport BreachThat’s why thousands of people had to evacuate for hours.
  39. Joan Rivers, a.k.a. Joan Rosenberg, a.k.a. Potential TerroristJoan Rivers is deemed a suspicious character by airport security.