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  1. crimes and misdemeanors
    ‘Fat Butt Michelle Obama’ Rant Warrants Ten-Day Suspension for Alabama CoachSome school-board members say that’s too harsh.
  2. scary things
    Alabama Hostage Crisis Ends With Child Alive, Kidnapper DeadThe FBI moved in and made a rescue.
  3. get off my lawn
    Alabama Court Is Not OK With Man Who Buried Deceased Wife in Front YardThe man has appealed the decision.
  4. school shootings
    There Was a Shooting Near Auburn University Last NightMixed reports of between one and three fatalities.
  5. other states' embarrassments
    Alabama State Senator Wants to Keep Teachers Poor, for the ChildrenHe has a really good (read: terrible) reason for this. 
  6. Mediavore
    California State Senators End Free Meals; Landry’s Buys McCormick & Schmick’sThe seafood giant swallows a slightly smaller fish.
  7. Mediavore
    Stop & Shop Opens ‘Concept’ Store in Chelmsford; Of Course Alabama Has aPlus Wal-Mart’s tainted fruit and more, all in our morning news round-up.
  8. the post-racial world
    Man Wearing Wire Catches Alabama State Senator Calling Black People ‘Aborigines’Now for the best part: The state senator was also the man wearing the wire.
  9. the south
    Alabama Governor ApologizesHe didn’t mean to disenfranchise people who don’t believe in Jesus.
  10. jerks
    Alabama Governor Insults All Seven or So Non-Christian AlabamansThey are not his brothers and sisters, he informs them.
  11. early and awful
    How to Really Distance Yourself From Nancy PelosiJoke that she might “get sick and die.”
  12. early and awkward
    Another Candidate Jumps on the Lucrative Vietnam-Misrepresentation BandwagonAlabama’s candidate for governor is being criticized for a vague TV ad.
  13. early and awesome
    Dale Peterson Will Kill You If You Steal His Yard SignsThe failed Alabama agriculture commissioner is back.
  14. The Great Outdoors
    Big Apple Barbecuer MoonlightsWant to try some ’cue worthy of the Big Apple BBQ Block Party without braving the crowds this weekend?
  15. song of the south
    Math Teacher Obviously Thinks About Killing President Obama a LotThis was an awkward lesson plan.
  16. early and awesome
    Candidate for Agriculture Commissioner Seconds Away From Rounding Up a PosseOne of the best political ads of the year.
  17. Mediavore
    Mike Tyson Goes Vegan; Paris Hilton Gives Up In-N-OutA famous ear-biter goes meatless, while a famous socialite ditches fast-food.
  18. Other Cities
    Cheyenne Diner Finally in a Good PlaceShe arrived in Alabama today.
  19. Reopenings
    Jay Dee Bakery Hitches a Ride to Alabama With the Cheyenne DinerThe two New York City landmarks will be the cornerstones of a new “town” outside of Birmingham.
  20. Farewells
    Cheyenne May Be Headed for DixieAfter a deal to relocate it to Red Hook fell through, the diner may be sold within a week.