Check out Baldwin on Studio 360.
He thinks he'll be dead before that happens.
This makes us legitimately sad.
"There were a lot of good jokes we had in there that they wanted to tone down."
People were "destroyed," tables were pounded. . .
Presumably an easier crowd to please than last night's.
A Vulture investigation!
In anyone's else's hands, this material would have died like the Oscar chances of 'The Lovely Bones.'
Lohan does Jesus, Pattinson passes out, Quentin Tarantino nibbles ear, and more from this month's issues.
Plus: Undressing scene in new Miley Cyrus is totally tasteful, Bret Michaels assures us.
"Most of these [models] are naturally thin."
Jack Donaghy and Sally Draper.
Was Basinger behind the bad press?
And more characteristic celebrity behavior, in our daily gossip roundup.
He needs to lose fifteen pounds before Oscar time, he says.
Plus: Kara DioGuardi weighs in with her choice to replace Simon.
Plus: Sorry, young ladies — Alec Baldwin's not interested.