His ladies' line is coming together!
Lohan does Jesus, Pattinson passes out, Quentin Tarantino nibbles ear, and more from this month's issues.
Plus: Undressing scene in new Miley Cyrus is totally tasteful, Bret Michaels assures us.
"Most of these [models] are naturally thin."
Jack Donaghy and Sally Draper.
Was Basinger behind the bad press?
And more characteristic celebrity behavior, in our daily gossip roundup.
He needs to lose fifteen pounds before Oscar time, he says.
Plus: Kara DioGuardi weighs in with her choice to replace Simon.
Plus: Sorry, young ladies — Alec Baldwin's not interested.
James Cameron! Harvey Weinstein! Advanced math!
Plus: George Clooney rages against "dumbasses" from the Netherlands.
"If you don't get better grades, I'm gonna straighten your a** out!"
And more evidence of the stars' special powers, in our daily gossip roundup.
Mindless violence is still a-okay with the MPAA, but smoking a joint is cause for alarm.
“Oh, that'll be easy.”
Plus: Not even Bono is sure why people keep giving him money.