The rest of us should just give up on life.
Plus: Do Alec Baldwin's love scenes with Meryl Streep in 'It's Complicated' match up to his with Kim Basinger?
Parade probably makes everyone sound this dumb, but it's especially funny when it's Alec.
Plus, celebrity scents are "the single best tool for monetizing celebrity that's ever been created in the history of the world."
"They are both fantastic. Steve actually gave me a lot of funny hints last year."
"It wasn’t that she turned us down."
"I got lucky. Today's my lucky day."
They'll co-host March 7's Oscar ceremony.
"A Little Wayne what?"
This amazing Lil Wayne-shaped confection is the cake Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger got for their daughter, Ireland, for her 14th birthday.
Also, Alec Baldwin spelled "hederaceous," and more celebrity achievements, in today's gossip roundup.
Plus: 'Where the Wild Things Are' gets the Obama stamp of approval, sort of.
Plus: Now even Alec Baldwin is piling on Tom Cruise.
The apartment he listed has been mysteriously pulled from the market.
Naturally, this drives the other 'Real Housewives' wild.
Th actor decides not to run for Senate in Connecticut, despite Lieberman's challenge.
In 1994. But still!
Come on, funny man, "make my day."
The safe-for-work trailer for a new '30 Rock' porn is almost as funny as the actual show. (For real.)