And we don't mind if we do.
Aha! A metaphor we can finally understand.
It's like everything we've ever known is a lie.
Also, some sweaters in the VPL show were made with human hair.
First we hear that our favorite cast member is out after this season, and now we hear that our favorite cast members to hate may be out, too!
Isn't that always the case?
What you missed in the Hamptons.
Who looked better?
The son of 'Real Housewife' Caroline e-mailed the 'Real Husband' for advice.
And literally, in last night's final-final, for-real-this-time season-two episode of the New York City series.
And we wouldn't have it any other way. Our weekly summary of who won, and who lost, on this epic reality show.
Where Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen like to eat at home in Brooklyn.
In which we declare a winner for last night's episode, and the entire season.
In which we examine "the gaze" and how it affects the reality women of New York City. Also, we decide who won last night's episode.
The tennis court, that is. Which, in this case, is worse than the alternative.
Watching last night's episode made our heads hurt.
And slams Richard from Gawker. Or Maureen Dowd. We can't tell.
Who won this week's episode of the Bravo reality competition.