He's her gay BFF. Boring.
Does it sound like that should have an exclamation point after it? Well, we're not using any of those things today. Today's gossip roundup shall stand on its own merits.
Not the first one, the second one ... the whole gaggle! Plus, Caroline Kennedy sassed the press even when she was 6. In the gossip roundup.
Team fans are rejoicing. But what about fans of baseball in general?
Can you imagine? There's even more shocking news in the rest of our gossip roundup!
Is the slipknot de rigueur for men? Or has A-Rod committed a faux pas?
Madonna is taking him to Brazil.
So no one will EVER see them coming in or out. Plus, speaking of coming out, Ashton Kutcher attends a deb ball, and Kate Moss comes clean about the lies and alibis. In the gossip roundup.
Yes, that cultlike chanting you heard from within those veiled surreys was the four of them. Then they served their kids milk. Goyische! In the post-tryptophan gossip roundup.
We imagine what's going on during the pop star and the slugger's (separate) Miami holidays.
He's ditching his own kids to spend Turkey Day with her and hers! Plus, Michael Eisner's daughter-in-law induced pregnancy to have the child before Thanksgiving … good planning! In the very thankful gossip roundup.
Bars in Brooklyn have shunned the cast members, so he lets them shoot at his East Village hangout. Plus, Meryl wants to do a Broadway show and Daniel Day-Lewis annoys. In Monday's gossip roundup!
He's been writing Madonna love notes. Also gross: Raffaello Follieri is tormented by rat poop in prison, and Artie Lange spanked it eavesdropping on Christina Applegate. All in the gossip roundup!
Also, Steve Meisel kinda tricked Kate Winslet. And LiLo says she's bi, but not lez. In Manic Monday's mountain o'gossip!
They're phone-banking madly, even eclipsed by the bright starlight of Lisa Loeb! Plus, Cindy goes berserk with presidential trivia. In the Election Day gossip roundup! Dish for democracy!
They let the couple sneak off to their Hamptons place. Plus, Cameron Diaz thinks something lives in the TV, and other spooky, weird tidbits in the Halloween gossip roundup.
Honestly, don't YOU wonder what they talk about?
Rocco wore a Yankees shirt at Chelsea Piers! Also, Chrissie Hynde says something cryptic about Obama. In your daily gossip multivitamin!