Guess what we did this morning? We got up and watched Fox Business Network, so you didn't have to! Today was the channel's first day in action, and the energy was high. Like mid-2006 housing market high. As in, everybody's so high it's a little uncomfortable to watch. Their morning show, Money for Breakfast (oh, that's right), is hosted by Peter Barnes and Alexis Glick. Barnes seems to handle the straight news, while Glick runs around doing interviews and special features with the inexplicable mania of Ann Curry on speed ("LOOK AT THOSE CUFF LINKS!" she told a reporter. "HE MUST BE SPENDING"). Want to know what else we like? Since, unlike some people, we don't have a fancy, jumbo-size information ticker, you'll have to go after the jump.