Alvin Greene Is ‘Running’ for Office Again
As is his wont, he has done no actual campaigning.
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358,069 People Voted for Alvin Greene
That's more votes than Sharron Angle, Joe Manchin, or Blanche Lincoln.
READ MORE »Alvin Greene Has an Awesome New Campaign Strategy
Just repeat something bad you made up about your opponent over and over again.
READ MORE »Alvin Greene’s Fiery Mystery Woman
Does Alvin Greene have a girlfriend?
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Alvin Greene Kind of Freaking Out Now
He's just screaming at reporters.
READ MORE »Can Alvin Greene’s Juggernaut Candidacy Overcome His Felony Indictment?
He might be in trouble for that porn incident.
READ MORE »The Air Force Didn’t Promote Alvin Greene Because He Wasn’t Communist Enough
Or: terrorist-y enough. Either one.
READ MORE »Alvin Greene’s First Speech Surprisingly Without Incident
Though, disappointingly, no mention of action figures.
READ MORE »Alvin Greene’s Action-Figure Dream Has Been Realized, Sort Of
It may not be exactly what he was hoping for.
READ MORE »Politicians and Their Strange, Surprising Childhood Nicknames
Can you guess who used to go by Boozy Boy, Bird Legs, or Pinky?
READ MORE »Alvin Greene Wants Denzel Washington to Play Him in Movie
The Senate candidate "has received calls from all over the world."
READ MORE »Alvin Greene Wants to Stimulate the Economy With Alvin Greene Action Figures
It's outside-the-box thinking, all right.
READ MORE »Start Feeling Bad for Picking on Alvin Greene
Cruel, yet apt.
READ MORE »Alvin Greene Has More Than Zero Percent Support in First Poll
Alvin Greene gets 21 percent support in his first poll.
READ MORE »Last Night on Late Night: Jon Stewart Ridicules ‘Ghost Network’ CNN
Plus, Stephen Colbert declares war on English muffins, on our regular late-night roundup.
READ MORE »Keith Olbermann Struggles to Get Answers From Alvin Greene
Unlikely primary winner denies he's a plant.
READ MORE »Was Alvin Greene a Republican Plant?
One South Carolina congressman is calling for the Justice Department to investigate.
READ MORE »How Unemployed Senate Candidate Alvin Greene Picks Up Women
Like a sexual predator!
READ MORE »Unemployed Primary Winner Comes With Some Baggage
He may be facing felony charges for showing some dirty pictures to a college girl.
READ MORE »Unemployed Guy Nobody Has Ever Heard of Wins Democratic Senate Primary
Best. Election. Upset. Ever.
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