Alvin Greene Is ‘Running’ for Office Again
As is his wont, he has done no actual campaigning.
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He's just screaming at reporters.
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Or: terrorist-y enough. Either one.
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Though, disappointingly, no mention of action figures.
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The Senate candidate "has received calls from all over the world."
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It's outside-the-box thinking, all right.
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Cruel, yet apt.
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Alvin Greene gets 21 percent support in his first poll.
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Unlikely primary winner denies he's a plant.
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One South Carolina congressman is calling for the Justice Department to investigate.
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Like a sexual predator!
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He may be facing felony charges for showing some dirty pictures to a college girl.
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Best. Election. Upset. Ever.
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