"He's a Harvard alum!"
But they're all "a family," so the fun will never "end"!
And Bryanboy might be waiting in the wings.
They're apparently like training bras.
The results are worse than you could ever possibly imagine.
Yep, blame Canada.
You'd think they were ASKED to be mean or something, gosh.
And rightfully so.
There's also a Scary Spice, Pocahontas, and Princess Di.
"I need to charge more money next season because I thought judging would end when I went home. I didn’t realize that they’d be infiltrating my sleep."
She took Twitpics during the ceremony.
It really is a "British invasion," with as many tea bags and scones as could be smuggled through customs.
It turns out that people are crazy for the Jonii.
This is success not commonly achieved by a Top Model alum.
Surely that's the question on all Top Model fans' lips today.