Jasmine: Not that great.
Will they let viewers vote instead of the judges? Will the stage open up during Tatiana's performance, dropping her onto a flaming pit?
We like the guy, but when will the judges give him some honest feedback?
When yesterday we called for the immediate dismissal of the worst-ever 'Idol' contestant, we didn't want it to be like this.
Sadly, Tatiana Del Toro will probably live to see another week.
Joanna Pacitti has been sent home to 'avoid the appearance of impropriety.'
Her continued willingness to show her face in public is truly an inspiration, and almost makes up for the Jason Mraz song she auditioned with.
Are you tired of American Idol's terrible, seemingly endless audition process?
Plus: Guess who's getting their own variety show? Nope, not Rosie O'Donnell!
We recap last night's eighth-season premiere in typical chart-based fashion.
Kara DioGuardi saved her harshest criticism for female contestants.
Was producer Ken Warwick's wholesale repudiation of the entire Commonwealth of Puerto Rico motivated by a case of sour grapes?