It's very possible that he had his fingers crossed while typing this message.
Aiken on Adam Lambert: "Contrived, awful, and slightly frightening!"
Tight leather pants, black nail polish, platform shoes — if Lambert can do it, so can you.
Not every gay needs to be universally likable.
According to Billy Bush, who says he spoke with a "source at the top," it was a landslide.
Last night's results were mostly BS. Even so — good for Kris!
DioGuardi ripped open her dress to reveal a black bikini and a very toned 37-year-old-body. Oh, dear.
Also, Anna Wintour has a graduation to attend.
Who voted for whom? How does "No Boundaries" stack up to awful winner's songs past?
Unfortunately, they forgot to excise the performance's most egregious offense.
So sure were we yesterday that Kris Allen would be voted off this week that we Photoshopped him into a coffin. Oops!
It's nothing we didn't already know, but it's certainly nice to have our suspicions confirmed by colorful charts.
Simon Cowell told Oprah yesterday he thinks Lambert will win.
Despite a loss of five million viewers, the show's profits are way up over the last three years.
Even after all the other awful things that happened on last night's 'American Idol,' Allison Iraheta's premature elimination was still a bummer.